Palmer Station DGC

@bohiem

5

I arrived with nothing but an Aviar and the clothes on my back. I was stranded on the shore because my kayak had ran into an iceberg and sunk. The penguins found me lying on the shore and brought me to their home. When I awoke, I was surrounded by what I can only describe as angelic beings (but way shorter than you’d think). They fed me and nurtured me back to health. Once I was back to full health, they took me out to the first tee pad and had me show them what I knew about Disc Golf. “I don’t know about this”, I said with the Aviar in my hands. “*penguin noises*”, said Larry. “*more penguin noises*”. For the next 4 years Larry and his penguin brethren thoroughly tought me the ways of the Disc. I am back in America with a wife, 14 kids, and an elephant. I am also working on translating the Penguin language into English. When I dream at night, I dream of Larry and of all that he taught me. I will cherish my time in the Arctic forever.

@drewmascari

32

My wife left me for a penguin but the course was good.

@cashmoney87

12

Day: 1. Help, I've been captured by the penguins, it's only me and the guy who was tricked into marrying the penguin princess. We are good friends now. Mostly because we are the same species. Anyway, I think they are planning to eat us, the igloo was false, like a Hollywood backdrop, they actually have a very large pot over a fire, possibly causing global warming, like this thing is huge. Day: 2. They haven't eaten us yet. We found a deck of cards, we are playing bridge. Day: 3. They tried to tie us up, and failed, we believe it was caused from a lack of opposing thumbs. We have now decided to prepare for attack. We found some crude weapons. Day: 4. We are now attacking, the penguins have fled we are staying warm by the fire, please send help (Fictional story)

@sirmoka

34

Didn’t want to marry the penguins daughter. Invited me to their igloo, nice locals would not recommend

@llykoz

22

Great course. Sadly there was a funeral for a penguin going on at hole 2. Met the family, gave my condolences, and hung out for a bit.

@wyattwagner03

66

Penguins keep running off with my disc. They are not considerate. Course manager needs to train the penguins.

@knucklehead1

6

Was great, even though there was a group of penguins that burrowed there way from a zoo to a dock to steal a ship, the. They drove themselves to Antarctica, didn't like it and went to Madagascar. (BTW of you are to dense this is just the penguins of Madagascar story).

@sawyerwhite

40

Very good course, need more caution flying disc signs. got stopped multiple times by penguin family photo shoots

@andrewhalloran

5

Very pretty course, unfortunately I was alone and stuck behind a group of 6 penguins drinking IPAs and taking 3 drives each that did not let me play through. Other than that, would not recommend

@gman904

36

Do not wear just flip flops like me. Great tip,if you put a packet of kool-aid on your disc you can see where it lands when it slides under the inch layer of penguin shit everywhere. Hand sanitizer froze so I tapped out on hole 4. I joined the military just to play this course. Big mistake

@kayk710

26

A good friend of mine helped design this course originally. Had to come give it some love that wasn't about penguins. Thanks for the awesome course, Bill!

@bogeybroski

7

I began my journey aboard a flying vessel. I was headed to the world renowned Krokhol disc golf course in Norway, when several figures clad in black and white waddled from the rear of the vessel. "Screech screech screech!"Shouted one. He made his way to the cockpit and threw the captain out of his seat. The figure began piloting the vessel to antarctica were we crashed into the ice. luckily I survived but the figures who I now realized were penguins, were standing above me. They handed me a buzzz. They then forced me to play the disc golf course. It was pretty cool. Next, I lived amongst the penguins until civilisation found me and took me back to my abode.

@samiboi

30

beautiful course but too much course traffic with the penguin igloo suburbs blocking most of the fairways

@ryanparker1223

13

Was good but was taken by tribe of angry white Penguin marauders. Would recommend experiment and see Ivan.

@xaviermickelsen

11

My glitch fillet a seal.... rip. Kinda chilly thoughBut for real it kinda slaps

@brendall

5

I’m very sad right now as I’ve killed a penguin and Larry is very upset so jumped in and joined the ocean gate victims

@celliot97

45

Anyone mentioning polar bears in their reviews clearly never came here. If they'd have paid attention in their natural sciences classes, they'd have remembered that polar bears only live in the northern hemisphere. Anyway, don't recommend coming here during the day, as it's much easier for the military to catch you. Cost me a couple months in the slammer, but it was worth it.

@luke345

5

Fun course but the penguins are outrageous. They took my disc and when I tried to get it back they jumped me. I ended up with a black and blue eye and some other bruises. Nice views tho

@jkleppe

62

What can I say the penguins got me but they did tell me we’re all of our lost mini’s are (Silver cove disc golf course)

@ehug251

40

Throw in a par 4 and I’m on my way